I will review your website for free. Really.

Every time I write «I will review your website for free», someone replies: «right, and where is the catch?». Fair enough. We are used to free coming with fine print. So I will tell you without any fine print: there is no catch, there is a reason, and I explain it below.

But first, what it is exactly. Every week I review a few small-business websites in Getafe and Madrid for free, one per business. Not a hundred: a few, because I do them myself and I do them well. And «well» means I really look at yours, rather than just running a test and forwarding you the result.

What I tell you, specifically

• If it is slow: how long it takes to load and how many people you lose because of it.
• Whether you show up on Google: when someone searches for what you do in your area, do you appear?
• Whether it looks good on mobile: 7 out of 10 visits come in that way; if it fails there, everything fails.
• Whether your copy lands: whether what your website says makes people want to message you, or they just move on.

All of it reaches you as a real report, checked by a person, instead of a dump of metrics you cannot make sense of. I tell it to you in plain language: this is holding you back, this is how I would fix it, this you have already got right. So that, whatever you do next, you know where things stand.

Okay, so where is the catch?

There is not one, but there is a reason, and I would rather be honest. I do this because it is the best way I know to show how I work. If I genuinely help you and you see that I know what I am talking about, maybe one day you will want me to lend a hand with something more. And if not, you keep a useful diagnosis and no hard feelings.

I am not going to chase you with calls or drop you into an email funnel. I review your website, I tell you what I see, and that is it, even if we never work together afterwards. I mean it: plenty of the people whose websites I have reviewed have never hired me, and that is perfectly fine by me.

How to ask for yours

It is easy. I just need the link to your website; and if you do not have one yet, tell me your sector and your city and I will point you in the right direction anyway. Send it over and, as soon as I have a slot this week, I will send you the report. No twenty-field forms or «fill this in to get access», no booking a disguised sales call. One message and done, the way everything should be.